Description: Many aspiring alcoholics found out where they will be heading to college this week. In their honor I bring you the greatest can of piss water on the planet, Keystone Light. While most beers strive to marry malts and hops, keystone looks to marry cheap and awesome. Its one of those things that challenges your everyday logic. How can something so bad be so good? I have one irrefutable argument: Keystone Light = College = Awesome. As Ron Burgundy once said, "Its science." Keystone Light is scientifically proven to be awesome.
Cons: Memory Loss (arguably a pro).
What you should know: The following phrases: "a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2", "cans of confidence", and "0 or 1?".
Recommendations: DO NOT drink this beer slowly. It is not meant to be enjoyed, it is meant to help you enjoy. Drink it fast and in mass quantities.(See our activities section for ideas)