Description: This is a full-flavored, full-bodied stout. Like most stouts, you don't notice any bitterness in this one. It is very thick, but the creaminess and great flavor actually make it possible to drink this at a respectable pace. It is a very dark beer, almost pitch black, and at 7.5% ABV, it packs a pretty good punch. You get the flavor of the coffee in the finish, which is what stays with you if you actually manage to take the beer away from your lips.

Cons: Not much to say here. A beer like this is usually more expensive than most, but this one is not.

What you should know: I went back to the liquor store the day after drinking my first one of these just so I could get more before they ran out. I will be going again tonight hoping they have more of these.

Recommendations: If you like beer, buy it immediately. If you like coffee, buy it immediately. If you claim not to like either beer or coffee, buy it immediately and you will still like it. This is the absolute best of both worlds.

Description: A Smoky, full-bodied, brown ale unlike any other you'll ever taste. Initially you get a glorious scent of wood, malt, and caramel. Then, when you finally take the first sip (if you gulp, much respect), you will be greeted by a full bodied, warm, and roasty goodness. It finishes leaving you feeling relaxed, tipsy, and very very drunk...maybe even piss in your sock drawer drunk...or maybe piss under your roomate's bed and wake up to a list of damages drunk..........

What You Should Know: A 4-pack of these has almost the same amount of alcohol as two six packs of piss water and is just a dollar more.

Recommendations: If you have no hair on your balls, drink it and you will. If your excuse not to drink beer is because its tooo filling, you are now officially a pu$&y (statement of fact, not really a recommendation). If you are a girl and have/want to drink this, click on the 'contact us' tab and send me your number.