You gave every single one of us our fondest wish...a bigger wiener.
Somebody needs to tell this guy to just shut up and drink his beer.
Dumping vegetables on a woman's plate, peeing in a bush, picking your nose... all great ways to impress the ladies.
You know you've made magic if you can stick a Jew, a nun and a dumb blonde into a 30 second clip and make it work.
If you can find a girl who loves Bud Light that much, you might need to keep tabs on her at the bar. It'd be pretty easy to pick her up.