If this doesn't make you happy to live in the United States, nothing will.

Description: Pours much clearer than you would expect with a fair bit of carbonation. As you pour, you catch your first waft of this beer's intoxicating aroma. I can then only describe the first sip as something similar to a large group of oompa loompas strategically placing droplets of goodness in and around your mouth. In the words of Frank "the Tank" Recard, it's glooooorrrriiooous.

What You Should Know: When you finish this beer, the taste will linger in whatever glass you use. So if you decide to drink a combination of gin, everclear, and keystone, it will actually taste decent. 

Recommendations: This beer is a hard 7 in the shyoh rankings. While I cannot say this is officially my favorite beer, because of the aggressive amount of non-beer flavors, I can firmly say its my favorite seasonal/specialty beer. Find it, drink it, enjoy it.