_ Head: The froth or foam that rises to the top in pouring an effervescent liquid, such as beer.
_Tip: to prevent head splooging everywhere when opening a shaken can, tap the top a few times.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy
Tic tac sir?
Ya fellas been doin a bit o' boozin have ya? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine.
Inspiring. I wonder if the Clydesdale had any beer during its training.
I wish I could find beer this good.
F*!ckin Bud Light Commercial
Bud Light continues to provide employers with great ideas for incentives.
Long Trail Blackbeary Wheat
This label is hilarious. This label was the deciding factor for me when I wanted to grab a 6-back that I've never had before. It is a great description of drinking, and life in general. The man, beer in hand, trying to sneak some food (just looking at the fake pie makes me hungry). The woman, rolling pin in hand, getting pissed off at the man for his antics. I love it.
I'm not 100% sure if this is actually real, for no other reason than the fact I don't remember it. Maybe I was a few beers too many deep when I saw it.
Magic Hat Howl
This is a great label for 2 reasons:
1. It just plain looks cool. I love Magic Hat and always buy anything that I haven't tried, but I bought this beer because of the label.
2. It makes you drink fast. Try drinking this out of the bottle. I didn't want the guy in the sky judging me any more than he already was, so I was downing these in 5 minutes or less. Eventually I had to pour them into a glass to slow down.
Another classic from Budweiser. This was one of the first commercials aired during this game, and it is one that everyone remembers. I am pretty sure everyone has seen some variation of this commercial at least 1000 times. This one wasn't more memorable than the game, like their commercial the year before, but that wasn't their fault. Dallas edged the Steelers, 27-17, thanks to a late interception by Larry Brown leading to game-sealing Emmitt Smith TD in a game that was supposed to be a blowout.