Best Damn Cherry Cola Fruit Beer - 5.5% ABV Pete This tastes like a slightly flat Cherry Coke. I like Cherry Coke, but not that much.
Ratings: Pete - 3 Shyoh's
Best Damn Root Beer Spiced Beer - 5.5% ABV Pete This tastes exactly like root beer. I refuse to believe that there is alcohol in it.
Ratings: Pete - 6 Shyoh's
Bud Light Light Lager - 4.2% ABV Pete Avoid this beer at all costs. That's pretty hard to do, since it's literally available everywhere. At the very least, stick to the bottled version
Ratings: Pete - 2 Shyoh's
Bud Light Platinum Light Lager - 6% ABV Pete The only thing making this a serviceable beer is the extra alcohol.
Ratings: Pete - 3 Shyoh's
Bud Light Seltzer Seltzer Nog Hard Seltzer - 5% ABV Pete This is one of the most disgusting things (food, drink, or otherwise) that has ever been in my mouth. It tastes like carbonated milk, which is definitely not a good thing. Also, it's clear, which makes the flavor even more off-putting. This was the first drink I had at a bachelor party, and the groom to be requested I drink it, so I did manage to finish it. Still, for everyone else out there, please dump it out.
Ratings: Pete - 1 Shyoh
Budweiser Lager - 5% ABV Pete As far as super cheap beers go, this is by far the best one. Definitely an American manly beer.
Ratings: Pete - 5 Shyoh's
Busch Light Light Lager - 4.1% ABV Pete As far as the cheap light beers go, this one isn't the worst, but it is far from the best. I would give this a 3, but it's probably the cheapest thing you can get in a bottle, and that's classier, so I'll give it an extra point.
Ratings: Pete - 4 Shyoh's
Cacti Lime Hard Seltzer - 7% ABV Pete Points for being strong, and I appreciate the attempt to do something different with agave-based seltzer, but this is gross. This was the first one I had, and I did manage to drink the whole thing, so it's got that going for it.
Ratings: Pete - 2 Shyoh's
Cacti Pineapple Hard Seltzer - 7% ABV Pete I had had lime and strawberry before this one, so I had a little bit of a buzz going, but this was still gross.
Ratings: Pete - 2 Shyoh's
Cacti Strawberry Hard Seltzer - 7% ABV Pete The strawberry flavor made this less weird than lime and pineapple, but it is still pretty bad.
Ratings: Pete - 3 Shyoh's
Margaritaville Landshark Lager Lager - 4.6% ABV Pete Solid lager that needs a lime in it.
Ratings: Pete - 4 Shyoh's
Michelob Ultra Light Lager - 4.2% ABV Pete It has literally no flavor. Kind of impressive actually. Super cheap.
Ratings: Pete - 3 Shyoh's
Natural Light (Natty) Light Lager - 4.2% ABV Pete Please only enjoy this while on a college campus.
Ratings: Pete - 5 Shyoh's
Rolling Rock Extra Pale Lager - 4.4% ABV Pete If you're looking for something cheap, this is something you can buy, though I'd only recommend getting it if it's the absolute cheapest one available and that's all you care about. Make sure it's super cold. If it's a little warm, it starts to taste like peanut butter, which is pretty weird in a beer.
Ratings: Pete - 3 Shyoh's
Wild Blue Fruit Beer - 8% ABV Pete This is kind of a weird one. I was trying hard in the store to figure out who made it, but the bottle doesn't really say. Not really a shocker that it's a big brewery like Anheuser-Busch and they hid it. It smells bizarre, kind of like medicine. But then you drink it. It's exactly what you'd want from a blueberry beer: sweet and fruity, easy to drink, plus it is strong, which is definitely different from the rest of that group.
Ratings: Pete - 5 Shyoh's
Ziegenbock Texas Amber Amber Lager - 4.9% ABV Pete This is pretty gross. Way too sweet. It wasn't bad enough that I couldn't drink it, but it was on the edge.