Captain Luke is a damn genius. You know how much more I'm going to enjoy natura' ass light now that I actually know how to drink it? All this time I've been trying to chug that 'piss' as fast as possible when I should've been drinking it nice and slow so I could feel it goin down a lonnggg time. Here's lookin atcha Captain Luke!
UFO White - 4.8% ABV Each week we will be featuring our favorite beer from the past week as "Beer of the Week". Description: Smooth, crisp and refreshing witbier. Its similar to blue moon with the orange. Cons: Name. I understand that they're trying to be clever (Un-Filtered Offerings) but it's bad, very, very bad. So bad I actually didn't get it the first time I saw it. What you should know: Its smooth and easy to drink. Great for both the veteran and novice beer drinkers. Recommendations: First, find a nice open area on a warm, sunny afternoon. Second, grab a UFO White 6-pack, bacchi balls, and your J-Lin jersey. Finally, DO NOT try and drink until UFO actually sounds like a clever name for a beer. You WILL fail because you WILL pass the "thinking urinating on police officers is OK" threshold. |
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